- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

kennah campion... being nice

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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