why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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