- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Justin with a hat.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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