- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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