- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

i hate black people

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Sometimes i'm hungry.

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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