in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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