- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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