What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

epic win?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Communism hehe xd

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops