- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

can you touch your toes? no

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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