- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Womens rights

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

A possesed goat: "moo"

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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