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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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