Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

you gay?

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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