- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

save me from the nothing ive become

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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