- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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