- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

what looks like a banana? a penis

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What page are you on The gay page.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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