- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

whats black and strange a paki

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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