- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

I? Everett

Logan's gay

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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