- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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