- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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