Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Womens basketball

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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