- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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