What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Women's Rights.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Justin Bieber

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Jovan

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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