A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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