Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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