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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

antonis sister is mighty fine

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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