Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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