- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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