- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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