Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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