you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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