- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Y u do dis?

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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