- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

So a seal walks into a club.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A Duck walks into a bar.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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