Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Get on the boat.

I went to work today....

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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