- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What's big and long? My dick.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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