Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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guest what i love pancakes

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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