what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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