- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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