- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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