your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Anti Joke

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