- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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