- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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