Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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knock knock who's there? hope

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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