- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

I'd like to make a withdraw

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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