Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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