Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

I like the color potato.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

SBB

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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