The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Women's Rights

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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