- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why is the ground wet It rained

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Women's Rights

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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