A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

human centipede

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Anti Joke

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