- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

thomas!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.