- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Screw it you write the joke.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Lindsay Lohan

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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