- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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