- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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