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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Woman rights.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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