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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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