- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Kys

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.