What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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