- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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