- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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