What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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