- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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