- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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