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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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