What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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