What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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