Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Where's my tractor?

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Wright flyer

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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