Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

what is the color of a burp burple

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

-knock knock! -doors open

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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