A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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did you stub your toe?

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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VAL SUCKS

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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