- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

this is stupid .... yep

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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