what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Anti Joke

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