- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Women's Rights.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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