A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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