How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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