A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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im not food

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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