Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

what is the color of a burp burple

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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