Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Who wants water? I do.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Ben Corbishley

Obama walks into a hospital....

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

hard cheese

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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