- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You know whats funny Aids

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.