So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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the love boat

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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