- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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