- Anti Joke

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Dusters blow stuff.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Jack Stevens

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.