- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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