What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why? Why not?

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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AIDS.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Daniel is a fag

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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