My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Christians pornstars.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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