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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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