Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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The Holocaust

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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