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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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