NEVER

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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