Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A woman wears a dress.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Irish sobriety

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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