- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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